Your Hair-Raising Journey Begins
Oh buddy, you messed up big time. Look at this damn house. It's full of fucking werewolves (not pictured)! They're going to eat you for sure. Why oh why did you click that stinkin button.
Well, whatever, you're in it now. By "it" of course, I mean the Werewolf House. The online house that is stuffed silly with werewolves. I would like to use this space to reiterate how much you messed up and once again warn you about the sickening amount of scares waiting for you inside Werewolf House.
One interesting fact about Werewolf House is that it will kill you.
You take a huge nervous rip off your vape as you approach the Werewolf House - I'm talking a real lungbuster here. That's how nervous you are. As your chunky cotton ripples in the air you wonder how you got in this sorry situation.
Just as you were about to remember why you were at Werewolf House and fill in that important motivation and backstory, spooky eyes appear in the windows and beckon you inside. You really want to stay outside and think about exposition where it's safe but you are powerless to resist the sensual allure of the werewolf gaze. Also there's a bat there too. He's friends with the wolves. "The bat makes it even scarier" you think to your lonesome self.
Well here you are at the door. The door which will grant you entry to the Werewolf House. There's a skull on the door which represents a killed human head. Even a rat that runs by is scared of the door, looking at you like "can you believe how scary this door is?" even though the skull isn't even his species.
Anyway, what are you gonna do smart guy?