You moron... you just wandered into one of the top 10 most werewolf infested houses on the net. The web's scariest choose your own adventure experience is now a full-on damn game for you to play.
Or try to survive last year’s choose-your-own-adventure pages full of ghosts and squashqatches galore.
This multimedia experience includes music so scarily bad it will turn you into a skeleton.
The beautiful art that this text is so cruelly covering up was done by Cat Rogers.